outofcontextdnd: DM: “He has a piece of leg through his wood.”
I represent the allied nations of… where are we from again?– Wallace (via outofcontextdnd)
The Other Half
outofcontextdnd: (Upon meeting a new PC Rogane for the first time) Rogane: What are you Kel: I’m a half-elf. Rogane: Really?! What is the other half? Kel: (Deadpan) …Dragon. Rogane: *Wondrous Gasp* You’re a Drelfen?! Kel: Yes. DM: *Facepalm* Unfortunately for everyone, Rogane was getting incredibly drunk before you came across him.
Lily : If we were the murderers who killed a Prince and his entire escort,...– (via outofcontextdnd)
No, we can’t have a Christmas party with the villains!– One of the party’s few good aligned players (via outofcontextdnd)
outofcontextdnd: DM: “The yellow mage looks up at you, smiles innocently, then goes back to shoveling butter into her mouth.” Archer: “I take the spoon from her.”
Wait, let me get this straight — while I was gone, you guys freed a pitlord into...– ~ The Larch (via outofcontextdnd)
toinfinityandbeyonce: finnickodaired: barackinaroundthechristmastree: WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS let’s reflect on this
outofcontextdnd: DM: So you’re going to take all of your parents’ money after you murdered them? Cern: Yes! That’s how inheritance works!
outofcontextdnd: Rubie: Will you tell us who you sold these tools two if we gave you a bucket of Manticore fetuses.
DM: You want to go up to this random woman with a machete lodged into her kidney...– (via outofcontextdnd)
Well, that was a distraction
outofcontextdnd: (Players discussing how to sneak into gang hideout guarded by orcs) Rogue: Ok, I go up the the rogue and pants him. GM: Make a slight of hand check. Rogue: (rolls) It… It’s a 1. GM: You pants yourself.
DM: “Take 2 points towards good and law.” Wizard (ooc): “Noooooo! I’m one point...– Chaotic Neutral wizards never want to shift into good. Even if logic defies them. (via outofcontextdnd)
Thielelle the Druid- Oh come on! How come he does not have to save? Because of...– (via outofcontextdnd)
outofcontextdnd: “You didn’t finish. What happens after they get pregnant?” - Ruxili the Shardmind, while receiving The Talk
outofcontextdnd: “We have seven dwarves naked in the closet. Let’s just talk about the symbolism there.” - Cern
Talking Like Ahnold
outofcontextdnd: DM (speaking like Jorgen Von Strangle from The Fairly Odd Parents): Let me tell you the last thing you have to do… Me (imitating): … Little Timmy. Endless laughter ensued.
shreddingthemoon: thepretzelman: somesilverlinings: ichidou: msgryz: superwholockedginger: snail-monger: I went to public school. i lost it after attempt 510. Literally me whenever I play any game. I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ. jesus christ how is...
outofcontextdnd: Ranger: Nature check? What’s that for? *looks around* Yup, it’s still there.