May 2013
44 posts
outofcontextdnd:
DM: “He has a piece of leg through his wood.”
“I represent the allied nations of… where are we from again?”
– Wallace (via outofcontextdnd)
The Other Half
outofcontextdnd:
(Upon meeting a new PC Rogane for the first time)
Rogane: What are you
Kel: I’m a half-elf.
Rogane: Really?! What is the other half?
Kel: (Deadpan) …Dragon.
Rogane: *Wondrous Gasp* You’re a Drelfen?!
Kel: Yes.
DM: *Facepalm* Unfortunately for everyone, Rogane was getting incredibly drunk before you came across him.
“Lily : If we were the murderers who killed a Prince and his entire escort,...”
– (via outofcontextdnd)
“No, we can’t have a Christmas party with the villains!”
– One of the party’s few good aligned players (via outofcontextdnd)
outofcontextdnd:
DM: “The yellow mage looks up at you, smiles innocently, then goes back to shoveling butter into her mouth.” Archer: “I take the spoon from her.”
“Wait, let me get this straight — while I was gone, you guys freed a pitlord into...”
– ~ The Larch (via outofcontextdnd)
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toinfinityandbeyonce:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
outofcontextdnd:
DM: So you’re going to take all of your parents’ money after you murdered them?
Cern: Yes! That’s how inheritance works!
outofcontextdnd:
Rubie: Will you tell us who you sold these tools two if we gave you a bucket of Manticore fetuses.
“DM: You want to go up to this random woman with a machete lodged into her kidney...”
– (via outofcontextdnd)
Well, that was a distraction
outofcontextdnd:
(Players discussing how to sneak into gang hideout guarded by orcs)
Rogue: Ok, I go up the the rogue and pants him.
GM: Make a slight of hand check.
Rogue: (rolls) It… It’s a 1.
GM: You pants yourself.
“DM: “Take 2 points towards good and law.”
Wizard (ooc): “Noooooo! I’m one point...”
– Chaotic Neutral wizards never want to shift into good. Even if logic defies them. (via outofcontextdnd)
“Thielelle the Druid- Oh come on! How come he does not have to save? Because of...”
– (via outofcontextdnd)
outofcontextdnd:
“You didn’t finish. What happens after they get pregnant?” - Ruxili the Shardmind, while receiving The Talk
outofcontextdnd:
“We have seven dwarves naked in the closet. Let’s just talk about the symbolism there.” - Cern
April 2013
101 posts
Talking Like Ahnold
outofcontextdnd:
DM (speaking like Jorgen Von Strangle from The Fairly Odd Parents): Let me tell you the last thing you have to do…
Me (imitating): … Little Timmy.
Endless laughter ensued.
Watchshreddingthemoon:
thepretzelman:
somesilverlinings:
ichidou:
msgryz:
superwholockedginger:
snail-monger:
I went to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510.
Literally me whenever I play any game.
I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.
jesus christ how is...
outofcontextdnd:
Ranger: Nature check? What’s that for? *looks around* Yup, it’s still there.
